So. I promised Virb-a-li-cious that I would post a cool story or something hilarious. Well, we all know I can't pull off cool, and all my stories lately begin with "Heinz History Center," which definitely aren't cool, so that leaves me with something hilarious. Now, Virb-butt-sky has compared me to a really small hairy dog, and I think that warrents a rebuttal. Instead of sinking to my usual levels of, well, ya'll know what I do, I thought I would provide some pictorial goodness as well.
So, Virb-ish will not be attending our party this weekend because she is playing ultimate. I really don't know who she thinks she is - Jacin and Lucy aren't playing and they are way cooler. Anyway, as a result, I thought we deserved to at least see what we would be missing. Above is a crude mock-up of Officer Mandy Weigel, adopted cousin to Officer Trudy Weigel. Although her head's large and she looks confused, I assure you, Officer Mandy is a very capable officer - that is, unless you need brute strength, cunning or stealth. If you need any of those three I recommend you get anyone else and they'll get the job done. But if you're looking for someone who can take on shrubbery and win, well then Officer Mandy, well, she can't really do that either. Okay, so she's not a real officer- we just let her dress up as one when she leaves the house. Shhh, don't tell her, she'll get upset.
* For more info on Trudy Wiegel click here:http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/reno_911/officers_of_reno/wiegel.jhtml**Disclaimer: Apologies to Erin and all other Pouncers who are better artists, illustrators and photoshop users. I did what I could with what I had to work with.
