a j.Pack request
I received a request from j.Pack, Texas, to post something. It came at a time when she should have been working and I should have been paying attention in class. So what?
In the same way John Cusack's character in High Fidelity makes "Top 5" lists...
Top 5 things about this particular post:
1 it has no intention or direction
2 I need to pee
3 j.Pack is cool
4 I wish I was sleeping
5 every catch, every throw, Pounce, every catch, every throw
Top 5 songs I've been listening to in the past three days:
1 Just for Now (live in Toronto) by Imogen Heap
2 Van Nuys is Very Nice by Los Abandoned
3 Is She Weird by the Pixies
4 Siamese Cities by Metric
5 Bandages by Hot Hot Heat
Top 5 strange things that happened in my life in the past week:
1 I got 3.5 hours of sleep in a 48 hour period
2 I made meatballs
3 I put a shirt on my cat that says "i'm with stupid"
4 I made that shirt. It's actually for a dog.
5 I tried on a plaster cast of Jenna's boobs
That's all I have for now. It's your turn bitches.
In the same way John Cusack's character in High Fidelity makes "Top 5" lists...
Top 5 things about this particular post:
1 it has no intention or direction
2 I need to pee
3 j.Pack is cool
4 I wish I was sleeping
5 every catch, every throw, Pounce, every catch, every throw
Top 5 songs I've been listening to in the past three days:
1 Just for Now (live in Toronto) by Imogen Heap
2 Van Nuys is Very Nice by Los Abandoned
3 Is She Weird by the Pixies
4 Siamese Cities by Metric
5 Bandages by Hot Hot Heat
Top 5 strange things that happened in my life in the past week:
1 I got 3.5 hours of sleep in a 48 hour period
2 I made meatballs
3 I put a shirt on my cat that says "i'm with stupid"
4 I made that shirt. It's actually for a dog.
5 I tried on a plaster cast of Jenna's boobs
That's all I have for now. It's your turn bitches.
posted by Anonymous at 9:53 AM
6 Comments:
Top 5 Superpowers I'd like to have:
1. telepathy/mind control
2. invisibility
3. super speed
4. ability to control time
5. ability to get Mark to put his clothes in the laundry basket
in the true spririt of high fidelity
top 5 track 1s
5. fundamental-- 669
4. possibly maybe-- bjork
3. somewhat damaged-- nin
2. dramamine-- modest mouse
1.nothing brings me down-- emiliana torinni
Top 5 things I'd rather be doing than this Powerpoint:
5. sleeping
4. stenciling
3. reading
2. playing ultimate
1. hanging out with Jenny Pack
Top 5 things that happened to me this weekend:
5. I saw a greeting card that said "Assclown".
4. I got a t-shirt that says "Don't mess with Jenny Pack."
3. I got a t-shirt with Jenna's boobs on it.
2. Erin and I got engaged.
1. Someone thought Jenna and I were the same person.
This weekend's top 5 signs that Pittsburgh is way too small a place:
5. Guy (really his first name) from high school knows my friend Colleen.
4. My friend Colleen also knows Lori from high school, who I had not seen since I graduated
3. Everyone I know (the guy from Pittsburgh Cares, Jen Weinberg, Jen Weinberg's friends) knows Emily Gallagher (5-3 happened at 3 different bars all Friday night).
2. The random girl who kindly ordered my drink at Trilogy Friday (b/c there was a ludicrous line) was at the party Sarah took me to Saturday night.
1. Jenny Pack and Joey Porter have the same initials - When do we get to see JP morph into a big scary black man?
Top 5 tracks of Tina's weekend:
5. Oh Valencia! - The Decemberists
4. Human Thing - The Be Good Tanyas
3. Unplayed Piano - Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan
2. Golden Days - The Damnwells
1. The entire new CD by Skye (Mind How You Go)
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