Tuesday, March 06, 2007

To go with the knitted womb...


And don't worry ladies -- there are modifications so you can customize this pattern for your favorite features:
Variations:
For an uncircumcised beanis, skip rounds 11-18 in the Shaft directions and just single crochet around until it is the length you want. For the Lance Armstrong/Tom Green cancer tribute, make only one testicle. For hairy balls, add fringe to the testicles, or strand along some fuzzy novelty yarn while making them.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good thing I have a privacy screen on my computer at work. That's dirty. Although with the uterus, we can now hold a Pounce sex-ed class.

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my favourite part of this picture:

the ransom-note-esque p.e.n.i.s in the bubbles. thanks, we didn't know what it was.

6:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The text is for all the innocent girls. Not all woman are sluts like us Erin.

3:15 PM  

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