Mixed Martial Arts
Jenna and I are starting a mixed martial arts training team. There will be two divisions; one on one (the typical format) and team fights (two on two).
The rules are this: anything goes except headbutts, biting, hair pulling, and groin shots. Who's in?
and PS: Jenna is MY fighting partner because it's our idea. So there.
The rules are this: anything goes except headbutts, biting, hair pulling, and groin shots. Who's in?
and PS: Jenna is MY fighting partner because it's our idea. So there.
posted by Anonymous at 12:13 PM
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after much deliberation Jenny Pack and myself have formed a partenership of pain, a duo of doom, a doublet of death, a team of terror, a tandem of trouble if you will.
we'll see you in the octogon, bitches
and by octogon, i mean octagon of course.
and when i say bitches... i mean it
and when i say "you're going down" i mean, naturally, "you will feel the wrath of our ninja wizardry until you scream for mercy, and when you scream, we will only laugh and poke your eyes until they fall through your ears and when they fall through your ears we will stop on them so they squirt from under our ninja feet like grapes."
no seriously, we're all on the same training team. we fight each other in practice, much like a scrimmage, laughing...knowing when we take on this cruel cruel world, everyone will bow to us...knees in their own eyeball juice.
Scrimmage schmimmage. You cannot trick us into holding back our mixed martial arts and ultimate fighter skillz. We will not be stopped. I already read the fear in your post. You try to disguise it through clever vocabulary and disgusting imagery. I got news for you. We drink eyeball juice for breakfast. Mmmm, salty. You WILL feel the pain that we will bring to the octagon AND octogon - we'll kick your ass in both - we don't discriminate.
Bring. it.
P.S. Seriously, once we beat you in this so-called "practice," since we are on the same team, we will teach you our skillz so we can dominate this so called "cruel cruel world" and achieve our ultimate goal of Taking over the World. But since Lucy and I are the best, we get to be the supreme dicators. And you will have to bring us Klondike Bars.
fear? FEAR?! then only fear i have is that jenna and i opened up our mixed martial arts team to people with inferior fighting skills and when we take on the world we won't be well-equipped!
and by repeating a word with the addition of 'ch' after the first sound, you don't scare me.
scare schmare. see...it doesn't work.
in addition, there is no clever vocabulary in my post, just simple facts. also, eating eyeballs for breakfast is gross.
so, i don't actually like violence.... is that going to be a problem?
i will, however, destroy you with my brain.
lucy, i believe you'll have to discuss that with your fighting partner.
i also abhor violence. maybe i'll stick to ultimate and just play a mixed martial artist on TV.
What?! Who starts a mixed martial arts group and doesn't like violence? Seriously, I'm disappointed. Why have I been watching the ultimate fighting championships/reality show these past 6 months then? It sure wasn't to bond with Mark. I was training. But whatever.
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