Virb's Top 5 Reasons to Have a Car on Campus
5. You can drive home in time for sweet parties at Penn before they all scatter for break.
4. You can drive to the grocery store whenever you want, and get all the groceries you want.
3. You can drive to and from late-night practices in the Cost Center.
2. You can drive TallE home at 5:45 in the morning when you finish watching "Stick It" (after being awake since 7:45am the previous day).
1. You can sleep in your car when you get back at 6am from driving TallE home and realize your housekey was in your jeans that you took off when you put your comfy fleece pants on, and the door is locked. And NONE of the 6 people sleeping in your house wake up when you ring the doorbell about 10 times.
4. You can drive to the grocery store whenever you want, and get all the groceries you want.
3. You can drive to and from late-night practices in the Cost Center.
2. You can drive TallE home at 5:45 in the morning when you finish watching "Stick It" (after being awake since 7:45am the previous day).
1. You can sleep in your car when you get back at 6am from driving TallE home and realize your housekey was in your jeans that you took off when you put your comfy fleece pants on, and the door is locked. And NONE of the 6 people sleeping in your house wake up when you ring the doorbell about 10 times.
posted by Virb at 8:23 AM
2 Comments:
Are you dating TallE??! What are you doing being with him after staying up all night?!?!
Are you yinzers not telling me juicy details!?!?! Seriously guys. I want the juice.
Thanks for taking me home.
I'm glad I did not throw myself off the Greenfield Bridge, though that might have been better than watching Stick It.
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