Non-Violent Board Game Challenge
With the recent revelation that the mixed martial arts training team does not participate in violence, I have formed the new Board Game Challenge Group. Scrabble, Backgammon, Trivial Pursuit, Cranium, Boggle, Connect Four, Candy Land, Guess Who, you name it, we'll play it. There will be the traditional one v one match-ups but there will also be the team match-ups. But no card games. Card games are for sissies. I must warn you though, Erin, board games have been known to provoke violence in some and I'd hate to see you get a Monopoly hotel shoved up your nose or the letter J shoved in your ear. But that's a rare occurance, and nothing to be "schmared" about. Who's in?
Bring it "bitches." I'm the Guess Who queen. Your person is Charles! See, we haven't even played yet and I guessed your person.
P.S. And since Lucy can kick people's butts with her brain, she's still my partner.
Bring it "bitches." I'm the Guess Who queen. Your person is Charles! See, we haven't even played yet and I guessed your person.
P.S. And since Lucy can kick people's butts with her brain, she's still my partner.
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Just know that I'm really good at Trivial Pursuit and such games. Also Scrabble. I have an impeccable command of useless knowledge. I guess I need a partner though. Any takers?
Oh man. I just thought of what I can do with my life. Someone get me on Jeopardy.
P.S. - I'm serious.
Virb, I will be your partner. I will be a great partner. Why? I'm glad you asked.
There are two reasons why I will be fabulous at this. They are 1) I have an enormous brain. And, 2) I have an enormous butt. The first is good for winning games. The second is good because it makes it really hard to kick my butt. Lucy claims to be able to kick butts with her brain, but I think it would take a lot more than Lucy's brain and JP's tiny little feet to kick my enormous butt. I doubt they could even knock me off balance.
p.s. My thesis committee really wishes that #1 was true.
p.p.s. I am going off my diet today to make my enormous butt even bigger.
p.p.p.s. The p.p.s. is a lie.
p.p.p.p.s. I like Scrabble, butt I suck at Trivial Pursuit. Please be my partner anyway because I spelled 'butt' the enormous way in the last sentence.
Becka, I will gladly be your partner in crime and board games.
Even if by some random chance Lucy and J.P. beat us at something, we could just remind them (or mostly just Jenny) that we can reach things in high places. And step on them with our enormous feet. Which are good for kicking butts.
P.S. - This should actually happen.
P.P.S. - Really, does anyone know how to get me on a gameshow? One where I can make lots of money so I don't ever have to work if I don't want to? And I can just play ultimate all day? Thanks.
I'd love to be in on the board games challenge. I especially love that game of Becka's where we all do karaoke at the same time and try to find a corresponding person doing the same karaoke.
Man, that game rocks, but I always forget the name of it.
Anyway, I'd be up for being on somebody's team for games or cards. I can offer Ticket to Ride or Settlers of Catan if anyone is interested.
things i'm good at:
1. boggle
2. risk
3. handles of tequila
4. guess who
5. drinking water
*virb, please note that both boggle and risk have appeared before tequila... i hope you're shaking in your boots (or probably some sort of athletic shoes)*
p.s. becka your p.s. regarding #1 isn't true, you've got the biggest brain i've ever seen
Lucy, you've DEFINITELY never seen my brain!
By "karaoke" above, I meant "charades". You can tell that my brain is much smaller than Becka's...
And Jacin, if you ever want people to quit calling you Punky, you probably shouldn't admit that you have all the answers to Trivia Pursuit Junior memorized :)
on the contrary becka, saturday night at regionals i cut open your head and poked around a bit. very huge and squishy.
while i was in there i took out all trivial pursuit and scrabble knowledge.
I'll play. Who wants to be my partner? I'm too jetlagged to think of superpowers. Sorry.
man, i forgot we had this blog.
so, i do like fighting, and i hate board games, but i love scrabble (only if you play double the points for dirty words), taboo, scattegories, pictionary, and lincoln logs... although i think thats more a building game and less competitive than something like fighting in the octagon.
also, i have super powers that include breaking glass, breaking small parts of myself, drinking beers, and cuddling with roommates.
omg. i miss you guys.
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